Shudder...
This is why I won't do Festival Duties; not without a decontamination tender on site.

(Why, for the love of God; don't festivals look at how many toilets they had last year, ADD 10%, and use the new value next year; until paying guests are no longer subjected to the inevitable scenes of effluent-based horror? We've already discovered that People + [Alcohol + Dodgy food] + Outdoors * Portaloos = a mix not conducive to good aim, or good hygiene. So install enough, and for bonus points; service the damn things - no reputable organisation lets its crappers go 4 days without basic attention.)
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:09, 1 reply)

The glasto ones
are fine, they get cleaned twice daily I think. Prudent pooers wait for the cleaners to finish, then pounce.

Also, long-drop toilets straight after a rainstorm are quite passable too.
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 7:31, closed)