Public sex? Well,
In my younger days I partook in the old classics, like the damp grass park whilst lashed on White Lightning, I also once recieved a rather crap cheese grater blow job off some *ahem* classy young bird up against a giant wooden trojan horse in a kiddies playpark (before you start calling me a perv I was 15 at the time and it was late, after the local under 18s club.

More mature outdoor adventures include various cars. Has anyone tried doing the dirty deed in the back of a mini???!! It's frikkin' impossible when you're 6'1" and your partner is 5'4". Basically the less vertically challeneged one has to put one knee on the floor and the other on the seat, whilst your beloved has to masterfully shimmy their fun zone onto yours whilst simultaneously sliding their legs over your thighs, bending them at the knee and using the side of the car as a less than adequate pillow. Not at all comfy, especially when there is a small metal ashtray in the middle of the floor which you bang your knee on with every masterful thrust.

Other locations include:

A hay barn (hayfever = nasty rash on arsecheeks and back)
The luggage compartment on the Romney Hythe and Dymchurch railway
Herne bay promenade.

Aren't I romantic?
(Sir General ***WoW***, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:01, 3 replies)

A mini adventure...
it IS possible in a mini, one of the old Italian Job ones not the new ones. I am 5'9" and the chap in question was a couple of inches taller than me. I basically had a foot out of each front window. This was in a layby outside RAF Swinderby. It was fabulous, apart from the vivid purple welt across my back the next day from the vinyl piping on the rear passenger seat. But yes, it is just about doable in a Mini.
( Sallyrsm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:03, closed)

Mmmm. Yes!
I'm 6' and have had many a fun-tastic experience in a Mini (with a young lady of course!).

I had a pair of folding seats (as opposed to the ones that just tilted) and actually moved them from one old mini to the next, as they gave much more room.

Now I've a new MINI, it's much bigger, so I really should give it a try sometime. It's just a shame I've grown in size too, and will probably put my back out in the process...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:46, closed)

You mean you
actually went to the trouble of removing your seats and swapping them for ease of fornication? Hehehehe
(Sir General ***WoW***, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:17, closed)