not sure if this counts.....
... but my ex many years ago when I was just a lad had this skirt, which for some reason had these kind of fake pockets- in as much as they looked like pockets but had no bottom. In other words, if I held her from behind under the guise of having a cuddle, say in Boots, and pretended to look for something, I could slip a sneaky finger into her.

It was in a public place, and it was also where she worked- double points!
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:38, Reply)