more a private viewing than a public one.
so, at another b3tan's wedding celebration, i did consume, being as i was a last minute confirmation and therefore didnt' make the dinner table, merely the bar while evryone else ate.. a HERoic amount of jack daniels.
i did espy me a comely lass, who was VERY interested in buttering a goodly slice of the loaf. so it came to pass my drunken self ended up in a car with her.
as i began to sober up, some basic math occurred to me, and it became apparent i had broken my own rule of 'thou shalt not fuck that which thou canst not carry by thine self'
this did not deter her, she was eating my face, hand in my fly milking my cock like she was tryig to start a fire.
the uncomfortable part was, we were in the back seat. i was in the middle, sandwiched between her, and her older brother... in the front, to make matters worse, her mother, who was driving, had flicked on the interior light to aid her best mate rolling a ciggie, and was making eye contact with me in the rearview mirror, in a half apologetic, half encouraging manner.. this was NOT a good scene.
i decided i needed to extricate myself from this.. we stopped in the town i was headed for, she spilled out of the door behind me like an avenging buffalo, and pinned me against the wall. now this itself is no mean feat, considering i'm 6'3" and 240lbs. she whispered in my ear 'i am GOING to fuck you!'
this was it, i had to get out. racking my brain, i mumbled a hasty excuse about being tired, and not wanting to disrespect said b3tan's family who'd kindly put me up in their house. finally, after much imploring, i managed to cut loose and abscond with my penis, leaving her to it.

i have a confession to make
i probably WOULD have boned her if i didn't have a better plan waiting for me back in reading. i was DRUNK.

i also have another confession to make
, i have since sullied your family home in ways i am not proud of.
thankfully, i did it with a girl you approve of!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:49, 1 reply)

Don't worry Pete
you haven't been in my new family home so there a whole new place to sully.

Knowing the young hippo lady in question you don't have to worry about her family they are pretty cool.

Mind you I thought you did fuck her on a later date hahaha
( Peej, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41, closed)

hells no man
i managed to keep it in my pants, which was no mean feat. she's determined.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06, closed)