bus-ted!
i was datig a girl a while back who was, to put it frankly, easy. she used to come if i so much as TOUCHED her, this girl used to pass out and all sorts of shit. as a result, it went from a slap on the ass to naked sweaty monkey sex in double quick time. what she lacked in looks she made up for in sheer enthusiasm. so one time, we're on the top deck of a double decker bus, on a long stretch between stops. we're alone, and in the front seat.. thisb is back when they had periscopes to chekc if you were smoking instead of cctv. so we did what any normal couple would- coat on the persicope, followed by aforementioned monkey sex.
i was approaching the vinegar strokes, trousers at half mast, gf doggystyle against the window, gurning like jim carrey taking a shit at a rave, when the bus pulls up at the traffic lights, and alongside, pulls ANOTHER double decker, this time loaded with people.

it's quite odd, my enduring memories among the row of mocking faces, was one cute girl, with a huge smile on her face, biting her lower lip and looking at me as if she was about to break a window and bus-hop to get in on the action, and just behind her, a REALLY old lady DOING THE SAME.

puts you right off your stroke that sort of thing.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:58, Reply)