Many, many years ago
back when I was an actual human being that wasn't unwittingly repulsive to ladies for some reason, I had one of these "sex lives" that the Loose Women keep banging on about.

One day, a couple of friends of mine decided to go out on their motorbikes along an old disused railway that runs past where we live (the track was torn up years ago). So myself, my young lady and her little brother walked down the railway to wait for them.

There's a little place about a mile down the track known as the beeches. It's a lovely little place, secluded, surrounded by trees with a little stream running through it. Well, romance soon overcame us and after she had managed to send her little brother off to play nearby, we got busy against one of the trees.

We managed a few minutes of bliss before hearing my friends bike start up in the distance, so we hurriedly finished up, and I romantically tossed the used, luminous green johnny into the stream.

After a few seconds of straightening ourselves up, we heard her brother going "Eeeeeeew" and emerged to find him standing not ten feet from us, holding in his hand a stick with a very familiar luminous green rubber johnny hanging from it with a long thick glob of man-juice dribbling from the end.

It's a strange sight seeing your girlfriend being chased by her ten year old brother who is bradishing a condom you only took off thirty seconds earlier.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:59, 2 replies)

Strange, yes
... but funny - I hope you did the only reasonable thing and pissed yourself laughing - good work, Sir!
( SpankyHanky, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:32, closed)

Oh yes,
I was helpless. Still not sure why she ran away though..... it was sort of two-faced of her really :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:33, closed)