There's nothing amusing about...
... interminable lists of places that you've 'done it'. Repeating by rote a succession of unimaginative locations for al-fresco rumpy-pumpy is about as amusing as reading a dictionary.

Unless, that is, the list includes any of these places:

- A sunshine bus
- The moon
- A nursery, whilst you are teaching children about religion
- On the centre spot of the pitch at Old Trafford on a match day
- At the vets, while they're telling your sex-partner that his or her tortoise has to be put down
- In front of your terrified parents who have been bound and gagged with their eyelids taped open.

As for 'a cemetary', 'a pub toilet' or 'the cinema'... if there's no amusing story attached, just meh.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:51, 2 replies)

I agree!
I've been skipping over those, myself. Have a click.
(TheManWhoWas SlightlyKnackered, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:01, closed)

I concur

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:33, closed)