first time
I lost my virginity outdoors.
Well, sort of.

My boyfriend at the time decided we should go to our usual play* area, the foundations of a demolished house. We knew that there was a lot of undergrowth at the back of the plot, so we decided to do some heavy-duty snogging.
We found a suitable spot, when Phil(for that was his name) said "look, there's some wood here, let's build a den!" There was indeed wood, so a den we built.
I was putting the finishing touches to the lean-to walls, when Phil said he had to go get something. He buggered off, leaving me to it.
Five minutes later he returned, bearing atop his bonce a stripy mattress, lifted from the abandoned créche down the street. "That's for you to lie on" he said. What a gentleman.
We soon got down to some grade-a fumbling in our little cubbyhole. It was fun, but tame. After a short while, Phil started giggling. "What's so funny?" I asked. "We could do IT in here" he said, between snorts. "Do what?"** I asked. "You know, IT!"
I did know, just about. I poked my head out of our den to make sure no other local kids were around, before agreeing to let him deflower me.

It was hot, sticky, uncomfortable, clumsy and quick. You know, the usual. I can't even say it was the worst i've ever had, because it wasn't.

Phil and I split up very soon after, we never did IT again and we rarely spoke.
5 years later, i heard that Phil had committed suicide due to a bad drugs experience. Crap though our sex life was, i'm glad we had that short time together.


*yes, we really were that young.
**and that naíve
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:06, 2 replies)

I was going to make a crap I.T. joke
but then I re-read the last sentence :(
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:30, closed)

i wish
he was the only one of my exes to have topped himself, but he's not, he's one of 3. i like to think it has nothing to do with me :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:15, closed)