You had me giggling all the way through that
"clotted cream cannon" --taxed, thanks

"Get in amongst her!" --how terribly, awfully posh :)

"the old luncheon meat truncheon had risen from the grave" --nice

"shag her in front of me, bleeeeugh" --I'm guessing he threw up immediately after bursting in? If so, marvellous.

*clicks*
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:35, 1 reply)

It's a classy area round these parts :D
Yep, spew all over the floor, wasn't my room though so I wasn't too fussed, plus considering what he was waving around it could've been a lot worse :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:20, closed)