Freshers Week
I was working for the Uni newspaper (big up to Team i!!) reporting on freshers week. (photographer hence the shit grammer/spelling/writing)

One night in the middle of 2000 people watching cheesy rubbish, there was a couple having a bit of finger loving with each other, cue 40 or 50 people forming a circle around them pointing laughing and cheering. Not that said pair noticed this at all. Then the uni tv station started filming the romantic moment, getting in all close for the money shots. Suddenly the the male part of the horny duo notices, says "Fuck off and stop watching, it's private", and then proceeds to turn 90 degrees and continue, as if no one could then see them at it , as he had his back to them, continues on for 3 minutes until the girl gets jelly legs, falls on the floor and he walks off.
(jmg123, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:54, 1 reply)

Photos, or it didn't happen
And you've already said you were the photographer...

Post them and we'll let you off the bad grammer grammar ;o)
(Capo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 1:08, closed)