I don't usually comment on posts I haven't enjoyed

But I'll make an exception for you. I specialise in long posts, but I try to make a story interesting, amusing or touching and readable. What you've done (I assume, I only read the first few paragraphs and skimmed some of the rest), is to either, a) catalogued the life of your imaginary friend, or b) just made a long list of stuff you've (possibly) done. Neither leads to a fascinating read.

Can I suggest you use some of your immense wealth to hire a ghost writer (gaz me a contract and I'll give it my serious consideration).

Meanwhile take a deep breath and think about how to make your next post better.

"Goodnight JohnBoy"
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)