Both of you are too kind...
... many thanks.

However I fear I may actually have to resort to going on the game if I've any hope of acquiring enough sordid tales to compete with your seemingly endless supplies of filth and debauchery.

Oh, and upon re-reading my post I thought it best to clarify that when I say "pasty fwapper" I meant of poor complexion. I wasn't stating that I have a fetish for wanking off pastry products.
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:09, 1 reply)

The last line of your reply
made me laugh through my nose.

I have a cold.

I also now have a snotty shirt.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:08, closed)