I once saw
a rather famous, short of stature, penguin looking, non identical-twin, actors niece getting gently fingered by her 'friend' in Manchester.

She looked a bit penguinesque herself, and her 'friend' wasn't that good looking either.

My outdoor experiences aren't really worth talking about.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:53, 5 replies)

"My outdoor experiences aren't really worth talking about."...

Then why did I laugh?

maybe everybody is right after all...and I am just weird.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, closed)

Made me laugh too...
Hmmm...

Definately an animal theme this week, what with this and my dog rape post...

Fucking animals (ooh, yes please)!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, closed)

To be fair
He did play a rather good penguin although Michelle Pfieffer stole the show
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:40, closed)

Thank fuck
for Batman Begins and Dark Knight...

puts those ninetees abominations to shame...

but, I digress, Michelle Pfieffer was rather hot in that movie (and wipe clean, which always helps).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:46, closed)

I read this as
"I once saw a rather famous, short statue of a penguin".

I worried where it was headed at that point...
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:11, closed)