Public SexTrain carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?
Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
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I don't know how I missed this the first time...Have just trawled through the whole (excellent) week's worth of posts and found this little gem.
Regarding the last sentence: you're not joking - there's many a woman that would have felt well within their rights leaving your little fella dangling like an Iraqi dictator at a New Year's Eve party.
Have a *click* for an excellent tale.
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TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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Thank you kindlyYou're right she would have been perfectly justified.
In fact I've never quite shaken the lurking suspicion that she may have left the concealment of my womb nudger until just before she woke me up. It would explain why she thought it was so funny.
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