Empty bus perv
I'm sitting on a bus on the way home from working half-day and there's literally me, the driver and this quite smart girl sitting on the opposite side further down the bus. I'm about 4 rows behind her, frantically masterbat...errr...looking out the window as I'm on the way home. Honest.

But anyway, halfway through the journey the bus stops and some old bloke gets on the bus. He shows his pass and slowly walks up the aisle. The he proceeds to sit next to the girl, ignoring every single empty seat on the bus. Then after a nervous few seconds he turns his head very slowly to look at her, much to the terror of the poor girl. She gives a terrified look at him, then does a quick 1 second look to me as if I could help, but unfortunately I chose that time to piss myself laughing, then she starts asking him to move. After about 20 seconds he took the hint and sat opposite her, but he stared at her all the way home.

I did do me chivalrous bit (if that's how you spell it) and stayed on the bus until she'd gone and had no old fruitcake following her. Plus I finished my wank too. Although I may have just made that bit up. Still, the driver was into bukakke.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:03, Reply)