knickers to buses!
whilst in 1st year seniors, or year 7, i think, i was more than a bit podgy. hell, i was fat. as a result of this, i was reduced to wearing elasticated school skirts.
word of this soon got around, and finally reached the ears of angela veesey(yes, you bitch, i don't care if you see this), the sixth form bully.
i'd heard all about her from my older sister, who was in the same class. none of what she told me was good.

anyway, after a particularly shitty day of school, i boarded the bus, my school books clutched to my chest.
that bitch angela was behind me. on a packed bus, in front of all my schoolmates, this 16-year-old girl thought it was funny to pull my skirt down, displaying to all and sundry my knickers with "sunday" emblazoned across the front.
to say i was angry would be an understatement.
i launched myself up the bus(after i'd pulled my skirt up, of course), punching her in the back of the head. she went down like a bag of shit and i pounced, kicking, biting, scratching and punching for all i was worth. my friends had to pull me off her eventually.
i found out from my sister the next day that angela had gone up to her and said "keep that sister of yours away from me, she's a fucking animal!"

i also got hit by a bus once, but it was only doing about 2 mph, so i didn't even fall over.
i mostly get cabs now.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:50, Reply)