Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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I know a blokewho did just this while watching porn in his flat. He used undiluted Fairy liquid. Now while hands that do dishes may be soft as your face, cocks fare rather less well, and he had a red raw bell end for days.
That was mistake no. 1. Mistake no. 2 was telling us all about it.
This happened 15+ years ago, but to this day he is still referred to a "Fairy Liquid Bob".
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 May 2008, 8:29,
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