Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Bell rednessI know a chap so eager to please on a first date that he dipped his old chap into listerine. Still fearful of Bell related offensiveness, he opted to back up the listerine with undiluted Dettol...
Poor fucker was wincing from the pain of his chemically induced burns to play hide the sausage for a good few days after that.
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