Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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teh fearOh fuck, now i remember. When i was very little, P1 or P2, i used to have to get the school bus to and from school. On one particular day my dad told me he was going to come to school and pick me up and take me to the cinema to see the Kojak movie. I was delighted. being small, we got to leave early. On this day i waved all my classmates off and waited on my cinematic treat......
....and waited.......
..................and waited
the cunt never turned up. so i was forced to get on the big boys and girls bus. it was a double decker. as i stepped on, a girl on the top deck puked down the stair well all over my head and into my hood. i had to go the rest of teh journey stinking and completely terrified as i didn't know any of teh 'big people'.
Got home, stinking and vulnerable and the cunt was lying in his bed.
Length, havent seen him for about 20 years
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:23, Reply)
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