Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Vomit in a bagI was going to reply to Dr forgot-her-password with this, but... ach. We've been away, so I'm prepared to flood the board a bit.
Stuck in the departure lounge at Ataturk airport a couple of years ago, my limited enjoyment of a poor lunch was reduced by the realisation that I was sat opposite a family the daughter of which was vomiting, quietly yet unmistakably and apparently unstoppably, into a bag. I looked up and around, desperate for something to distract me from the pre-pubescent chunder-fountain.
The only other thing to look at was the security men kicking the shit out of someone.
Happy days...
EDIT: Hat-trick!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:35,
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Morning Dr E...To my eternal shame (see Shame QOTW) I have spent an entire flight of all of about an hour from Portland, Maine, to Newark, sicking quietly yet unmistakably into a bag that was looped around my ears like a reverse nose-bag.
I am the classiest person ever.
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