Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Finding the 'Turd' Class CarriageRepost from Shit Stories Part 2 - but anyway...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6089042.stm
Don't know if anyone remembers this guy, but we certainly do. Imagine the horror of walking through a train to be confronted by a scene of abject horror. He'd taken what could only have been a monumental dump, then, using his hands, smeered it over seats, windows, doors.etc. It was even dripping from the light fixings.
The cleaners back at the depot were waiting for me dressed as a CSI fan convention, complete with portable respirators.
Just don't eat or drink anything that's made contact with a train seat...
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:50,
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