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Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."

What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Fenalnd personal hygiene.
I live in a Fenland village, some way out from a Fenland city (OK, Peterborough). The bus station is always full of excitingly different types, most of whom are missing vital chromosomes. Or have extra ones, not normally found in mammals. The guy who walks very fast, muttering "I'll fukkin 'av yer" to the timetables. The Partially Sighted Clock Collector with The Personality Disorder (His description of himself.) The woman who stood in front of me and my daughter in the queue, and calmly shat herself. We caught a cab, but not before I pointed her out to the driver. His comment? "Bloody hell, that's the 4th time this year. I've got her social worker's number somewhere."

Best of all was the chav who went up to a tiny Asian woman and started screaming racist bullshit. He didn't see her son. Her 6'2", 250lb son. I didn't know it was possible to crush a lower jaw with your hands. He screamed a lot more, but you couldn't make out much.
(, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:06, 1 reply)
I was disappointed
to realise that it didn't actually say 'Cock Collector'. Nevertheless, I enjoyed this. This appears to be my first post after lurking for a year or so, my newbie Tuesday was interrupted by b3ta catching fire. Here goes...
(, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:00, closed)

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