Hahaha.
When I was little, my mum took me to visit my gran in Ireland, who was a massively staunch Catholic. My parents had always made a point of bringing me up as far away from religion as possible, so the whole Catholic iconography was a closed book to me. My gran's house was festooned with religious trinkets like painted plates, holy water bottles, rosaries and the like, and one day on holiday I found a little kaleidoscope on the mantlepiece, except instead of having colourful refracting lenses inside, it was like a miniature slide show of Jesus and the saints. Drawing on my six or seven years' heathen education, I said "But who are all these famous people?"
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)