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A friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.

Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion

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This one time, right,
I was totally having it off with this bird in the kitchen when my flatmate comes in and starts having a go at me, like, he says "Don't get me wrong: I'm not against heterosexuality or nothing, but that's my mum."

So I says to him "That'd be why she ate all my chips first then."

He got well lairy then so I boshed him on the head with a packet of frozen peas. That shut him up nicely. Only thing was, his old lady then started going on about how they was going to be for dinner tomorrow. You can't please some people.

Yeah, she loved it anyway though.
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