I have to be honest Alby
When I wrote this I considered the piss-takery.
I wondered whether you'd go the high road and acknowledge your shortcomings or you'd try to continue your 'rise to popularity' by continuing to be a bullying douche.

And here we are.
I don't think any less of you for trying to hang out with the "cool kids". Hey we all want to be one of the cool kids.
As I said in my post - the worm can turn very quickly.
You might want to remember that.
Or not.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:28, 1 reply)

What are you blithering on about?
You seem to be confusing this place with the school playground.

There are no 'cool kids', there is no 'in crowd' - there's just a bunch of people wittering away about this and that. Some post amusing stories, some make funny pictures and some prefer to simply be critics and snipe from the sidelines.

If you feel that my rehashes of your 'stories' are terrible bullying, I'm sorry - I didn't realise you were so sensitive.

And if the worm does turn, as you've alluded to, do you know what I will do? I'll flounce off for a few weeks - because no one is making me come back. It isn't real. There are no bullies. There are just a load of oddballs called Badger, Marshmallow, Rory, Shambolic, Brigadier, BraynDead & Fairholme etc.

We don't go to school together. We don't work together. We're certainly not family. We will never meet each other. Get a fucking grip.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:50, closed)

You win Alby.
*Slow clap*
You win.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:35, closed)

of course he wins
anybody who ever engages you in a conversation 'wins'

because ... and we really can't stress this enough ... you're a fat, emotionally stunted dullard with no grasp of how humour or the internet work

nobody likes you

literally nobody
(alright alright, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:07, closed)

Oh. God.
Really.
Nobody?
Literally?

Now I truly am gutted.

There's a gold star with your name on it too shambo.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:58, closed)