Selective quoting, ay
My first comment was flippant, but after a quick click on your replies to QOTW reveals that 80% of your posts to previous questions relate in someway to sex with minors.
I find this rather disturbing, depite your attempts to trivialise it with humour. my fear is that level of obsession might indicate that despite your joking fascade, you may actually be a paedophile, whether latent or active, and a real danger of harming minors.
You seem incapable of understanding why the law would seek to protect 15 year old girls from people such as yourself.
Reading between the lines, and from your other QOTW answers, it seems that you had a disturbed childhood. Perhaps, now as an adult you prefer to regress to childhood in order to get a second chance at the happiness you never had, by seeking inappropriate relations with minors as an adult. This is very similar to Michael Jacksons tragic life. Your OP seems to tick many of these boxes.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:11, 1 reply)

Interesting psychology, but wrong
Try "creating an Internet persona that is allowed to break every social taboo, which in real life would probably get you lifed off".

Or, a comment which if made down the pub would get you glassed, on here results in a hilarious exchange of trolling posts. You get to play bait-a-troll. Hours of free entertainment.

To sum up my original post: "Light the blue touch paper and retire immediately to a safe distance."

And believe me, I'm laughing from that safe distance!
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:25, closed)

if it was just a one-off, I might find this idea that it's all an act convincing. A clever bit of shit-stirring
however, seeing as how you have now told several anecdotes over many months about sex with minors, not all of them as obviously inflamatory as this one, and filled with varying amounts of detail, I don't buy it.
It just sounds like a mix of fantasy and real-life from somebody who confuses the two and thinks a lot about sex with children. I fear the real truth may be even uglier than what you've revealed
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:53, closed)

There are plenty of people on here who pretend to be cunts for the lols.
I think what worries people is that either you are

1) A paedophile

or that you are going to such great lengths to portray yourself as a disgusting hateful person with absolutely no self control who preys on underage girls that you seem to be getting some sort of sexual thrill from the idea of being

2) A paedophile
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:03, closed)