As many others have stated....
I too believe I was seeing this woman for a while.
I'd just got in from work one day, and was immediately asked to do the hoovering. I said that just as soon as The Simpsons had finished that I would do it.
...and then the onslaught began. She kicked a door through, smashed things, threw things around the kitchen, made the kids cry, spat pure venom from her mouth, told me that our second child 'may not be yours', let the tyres down on my car, then called the police (who, oddly, instead of telling her to do one, actually turned up at the house).
Mentals.
(dchurch bah, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)