Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
"Even the Taliban wouldn't bang you."
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:56,
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'and in the latest round of fighting in Afghanistan, the Taliban banged a British patrol with an IED, injuring 4 soldiers. One critically.'
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:30,
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Those rascally bangers!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:32,
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I hear they roam around in gangs.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:33,
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That must mean Allied forces are banger-gang bangers.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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i should expect not, what with them being a fanatical fundamentalist religious organisation i expect that they would only 'bang' someone to which they was betrothed
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:00,
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i imagine they'd wait until after the marriage, rather than during the engagement period
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:30,
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oh man, your a ruiner :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:50,
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 23:39,
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