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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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In primary school I got the answer to a question wrong
and Paul Harvey said "You're stupid!".

Quick as a flash, I responded, "I know YOU are, but what am I?!"

He was totally dumbfounded and I instantly became the most popular kid in school.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:23, 4 replies)

I believe the correct response is "I know you are, I said you are, but what am I?!"
(bekowsquap Was raptured on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)
If he'd had any
wit at all, he would have responded 'a fucking faggot'.

But, le moment, c'est passe. Non?
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:45, closed)
What's that, dear? Something about garlic?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:48, closed)

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