Pea roast (again, so apologies)
Every year round these parts there is a local football tournament with the same two teams habitually meeting in the final. The year in question saw the final being held at their ground. Along with a small but passionate group of supporters and my six year old we make the short trip o'er the water to the game. Our seats in the stadium were right alongside the most rabid home supporters. As passions rose so did terrace chants and, well, abuse.

As I pray that my lad doesn't pick up and repeat any of the amusingly colourful ditties, especially to Mrs Number 5, he starts to join in with some of my fellow supporters' witty slur "you fat bastard" aimed at the largest and most mentally unstable skinhead in the opposition end. When they take their turn to chant some barely coherent invective towards us he clearly feels aggrieved: his crystal clear scream of "YOU FAT PASTA" manages to stun an entire end of some three to four hundred fans into silence. I didn't have the heart to either correct him or rebuke him for his hooligan tendencies.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:19, 3 replies)

This is my new favourite insult.
It also provides an effortless segue into "Who ate all the pasta?"

Edit: maybe "Who ate all the rice?"
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:21, closed)

Whoooooooooooo
DODGY KEEMAAAAAAAAAAAA!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:07, closed)

Haha!
I love this as an insult. =D
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:38, closed)