Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."
What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
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I started brilliantly, all my slides were excellent, and my presentation was slick.
But for the 10 minutes I was talking for, I was repeatedly heckled by various members of the audience. In the end, I stormed off with a shout of "if you bastards cant be bothered to listen then I cant be bothered to speak".
Imagine my horror as I left the room and caught sight of my reflection in the mirrored glass opposite the door, noticing that not only was I not wearing any trousers, but my fishie was hanging out of the front of my underpants like a dead slug.
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:06, 4 replies)
to envision reasons why you'd suddenly lose your trousers in work and not notice.
Elaborate? :)
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:12, closed)
..I had omitted to put them on when I came to work.
Oh the shame.
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:17, closed)
Life is always more amusing when people forget to wear trousers.
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 18:03, closed)
but it gets a click from me for making me laugh for ages, because you used the word "fishie" :D
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, closed)
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