I Quit!
Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."
What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."
What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
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I was berated and heckled in a presentation at work.
I started brilliantly, all my slides were excellent, and my presentation was slick.
But for the 10 minutes I was talking for, I was repeatedly heckled by various members of the audience. In the end, I stormed off with a shout of "if you bastards cant be bothered to listen then I cant be bothered to speak".
Imagine my horror as I left the room and caught sight of my reflection in the mirrored glass opposite the door, noticing that not only was I not wearing any trousers, but my fishie was hanging out of the front of my underpants like a dead slug.
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 15:06, 4 replies)
I started brilliantly, all my slides were excellent, and my presentation was slick.
But for the 10 minutes I was talking for, I was repeatedly heckled by various members of the audience. In the end, I stormed off with a shout of "if you bastards cant be bothered to listen then I cant be bothered to speak".
Imagine my horror as I left the room and caught sight of my reflection in the mirrored glass opposite the door, noticing that not only was I not wearing any trousers, but my fishie was hanging out of the front of my underpants like a dead slug.
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 15:06, 4 replies)
I'm trying
to envision reasons why you'd suddenly lose your trousers in work and not notice.
Elaborate? :)
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 15:12, closed)
to envision reasons why you'd suddenly lose your trousers in work and not notice.
Elaborate? :)
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 15:12, closed)
I think the problem was...
..I had omitted to put them on when I came to work.
Oh the shame.
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 15:17, closed)
..I had omitted to put them on when I came to work.
Oh the shame.
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 15:17, closed)
Click!
Life is always more amusing when people forget to wear trousers.
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 18:03, closed)
Life is always more amusing when people forget to wear trousers.
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 18:03, closed)
It's obviously not true,
but it gets a click from me for making me laugh for ages, because you used the word "fishie" :D
( , Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, closed)
but it gets a click from me for making me laugh for ages, because you used the word "fishie" :D
( , Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, closed)
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