I Quit!Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."
What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?
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chthonic, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
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I was fired from my first job.By a tall twat who looked like John Cleese but was about as amusing as a polyp.
He called me into his office, berated my dress sense, complained that I took an hour and 5 minutes for lunch and then very tactfully said "We're going to have to sack you".
I was choked. I'd just signed mortgage papers on a flat, and now I had no source of income.
I didnt exactly flounce out, in fact the flouncing came a few years later when I discovered where he lived and one cold November 5th, I wrapped a large, moist dog turd in some newspaper, and, with the addition of a lit banger (firecracker to our Colonial Cousins on this board), placed it through his letterbox.
I watched the carnage unfold from the safety of a privet bush on the other side of the road.
The ensuing explosion (with a slightly wet ring to it due to the canine excretia), was followed by screams of horror from his painted harridan of a wife, and screams from his girlish sons.
He opened the door, and I was pleased to see some of the effluent had found its way onto his face... a couple of splatters on his forehead and cheek. Evidently he had entered the hallway at the time of the explosion.
Sack me would you, you motherfucker? Be careful what enemies you make in life.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:44, 5 replies)
Jesus, I bet you're a blast at parties..... tip for you.. dont come on a board like B3TA if you've got a bleeding heart, love.
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You get a click.(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:32,
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I've got another tip for the missing reply"Don't believe everything you read"
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I want to know what I missed!What was deleted?!?
I do love it when people take umbrage* at the odd qotw post - especially when it's posted by Lunar Jim that notorious purveyor of falsehoods.**
*round the corner from Ambridge.
**on the same floor as the Riding Hoods.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 May 2008, 11:37,
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only fools.......believe what they read in my posts.
Fantasy is far more amusing than reality.
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