Bad Monkey.
An old girlfriend got fired from one of her first ever jobs for being late on an (admittedly) consistent basis. Of course being 18 at the time she swore at the manager, told him what she thought of him and stormed off only to realise she had left her gym kit and some stuff in her locker. That lunch time she returned to find the locker empty, asking around she discovered that the manager who had fired her had apparently cleared her locker and taken her belongings into his office.

Thinking he was out (and not caring if he was in) she burst into his office muttering 'where is my stuff' only to find him behind his desk with her shorts wrapped around his cock going at himself like a maniac. Hearing her screaming with laughter half the office ran in to find their manager standing up trying to stuff his boner back in his trousers whilst tangled in a pair of girls shorts.

A footnote - he was transferred to another location and she was offered her job back. She declined and took a pay off of a months salary and a new gym kit.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 28 May 2008, 15:36, 5 replies)

Jesus..
Wept.
And clicked!
*click*
(misshotlips, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:48, closed)

Call me old fashioned
but I would have used her gym shorts as a wanking mask whilst yanking'me'plank into her trainer, but I suppose times change and fashions come and go...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:56, closed)

^Pfft!
*learns*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04, closed)

hahaha
caught red-laced handed :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, closed)

Colonel Dracula.
I think I still have some of her old trainers - would you like a photo too? (She looked a bit like an 18yo Minnie Driver but without the wide face.)
(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 29 May 2008, 13:50, closed)