Racist grandparentsIt Came From Planet Aylia says: "My husband's mad Auntie Joan accused the man seven doors down of stealing her milk as he was the first black neighbour she had. She doesn't even get her milk delivered." Tell us about casual racism from oldies.
Thanks to Brayn Dedd who suggested this too
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54)
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My grandfather loved ants.He had accumulated a vast collection of ant farms. Every day he would go out looking for new species for his collection.
On one day he might find a red ant queen to start a new colony with, on another he would collect a smaller black wood ant queen. He would feed them with dead insects that he found around the house - woodlice, moths and such.
One day the red ants escaped from their farm and managed to get into the black ants farm. They took an immediate dislike to the black ants and killed them all.
My grandfather was so upset by this that he poured boiling water over the whole nest, in an effort to demonstrate to them that racist ants is futile.
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HOLY SHIT.(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)
Hang on...Shouldn't it be 'racist ants are futile'?
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:57,
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NO, THAT WOULD RUIN THE JOKE.(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 17:49, closed)
The fact that you just said it's only a jokejust ruined it for me.
ant bastards.
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