Random Acts of Evil
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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Back when I was a regular customer...
...in some of the less salubrious hostelries of my locality, a fun jape would be to turn up the flame of a disposable lighter to War in the Pacific proportions then leave it lying about, on the edge of the pool table maybe, until some no-necked, shaven headed pitbull of a man decides to light his cigarette.
When successful this would result not only in the ignition of tobacco product of choice, but also the removal of eyebrows, eyelashes and maybe a bit of skin.
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, 2 replies)
...in some of the less salubrious hostelries of my locality, a fun jape would be to turn up the flame of a disposable lighter to War in the Pacific proportions then leave it lying about, on the edge of the pool table maybe, until some no-necked, shaven headed pitbull of a man decides to light his cigarette.
When successful this would result not only in the ignition of tobacco product of choice, but also the removal of eyebrows, eyelashes and maybe a bit of skin.
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:40, 2 replies)
Ha ha ha ha ha...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would nearly piss myself if I saw that........ but I'd do it in the bogs cos I wouldn't want a beating
( , Fri 17 Feb 2012, 6:38, closed)
I would nearly piss myself if I saw that........ but I'd do it in the bogs cos I wouldn't want a beating
( , Fri 17 Feb 2012, 6:38, closed)
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