
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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when a big tall lad of at least 17 rode up alongside and asked to borrow my pump.
I did think it was odd as he was obviously riding on two good tyres but like a helpful young chap I obliged.
He took the metal pump and twatted me on the side of my head very fucking hard with it, then told me he was going to throw me in the river.
Clutching my head I asked what the hell he'd done that for.
"Cos I felt like it".
Then he gave me my pump back. It was too dented to use again.
( , Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:19, 1 reply)
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