Perfect photo opportunity, spoiled
I'd just arrived at famed Yellowstone Park, but I was fatigued from hours of driving and not terribly alert. I was walking across a parking lot to the Visitor's Center and noticed a small commotion to my right. Tourists on a wooden porch were leaning forward across a railing and raising their cameras to their faces. They were preparing to photograph - something - but it was unclear what. I kept walking forward, but kept looking back at the tourists.

I finally turned back around, and stopped. There I was, barely six inches from the enormous face of a buffalo! The buffalo didn't react: he was as surprised as I was by this abrupt confrontation. I looked around and finally noticed buffalo were grazing all around the parking lot. I looked back at the tourists, and could sense their disappointment as they lowered their cameras. Despite their efforts to avoid alerting me, a spectacular goring was foiled.

Bastards!
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