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Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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"Random" acts deserve swift and vicious payback
I played rugby with my brother on Saturday. After the game I came out of the shower, dried myself off, and was about to get dressed. It was then I realised my boxer shorts were missing. I assumed I had accidentally packed them in my kit bag, so decided to go commando for the afternoon.

I got dressed whilst hanging free and as I went to put my shoes on, I couldn't find them. I looked everywhere for them as I remembered looking at them as I left thinking I had put them in a stupid place. I asked if anyone had seen them, and saw my brother turn around and start laughing. I pestered him and turns out he had hidden them, and my boxers, in the rafters.

All very random etc...

My payback was evil though.

As it was my first game in a few weeks due to snow and ice, my feet were a bit sore, and I had some blisters. I peeled the flapping skin off one of them, and when he was not looking, slipped it into his beer bottle. He poured out the bottle into a glass and began drinking. It was only when he got to the end that as he took his final swig, he nearly choked and spat it back.

There, sat at the bottom of his glass was a lovely bit of foot.

Payback was sweet.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

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