I did this to my ex when we were both in our late teens
There was a pervy security guard at her work who used to watch her sitting at reception on the work's CCTV and then make pervy comments to her about what she'd been up to that day, and in the evening would text her all the time with his woes and troubles, clearly trying to get in her knickers.

It was the days of early Nokias where you could only hold about 20 messages in your inbox before it filled up. Late at night, I deleted some old messages from me, then renamed myself in her phonebook as Barry, and needy old Barry to another name.

When she was just waking the next morning, I snook to the bathroom and texted her phone profusing my love for her as Barry, saying that we should run off together etc etc. Walked into the room just as she received it and asked her who the text was from, glanced over her shoulder as she read it sleepy-eyed.

Yes, I know I was a cunt. It was funny though. We split up not long afterwards, and within a few months she was shagging another guy from her work who was recently married with kids anyway (and probably Barry on the side too).
(harrypitta friends with the chilli saucerer, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)