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Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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How I pulled due to massive fruit-induced arse explosion

This happened to me while I was attempting to charm my way into a young lady's knickers. In the middle of my suave, sophisticated conversation, I suddenly felt the unmistakable spasm of an imminent total-evacuation bottom event of truly porcelain-shattering proportions. So, in the middle of a sentence, I suddenly leapt up and headed for the door, calling over my shoulder that sorry, I had to leave.

Luckily it was only about five minutes to my house - though they were five of the longest, arse-clenchingly painful minutes I can remember, and were followed by several hours I'd rather forget.

The next day the young lady in question turned up at my door, curious to see why I'd bolted so suddenly. By which time I had recovered, thankfully; I may have been left somewhat pale and interesting, and even a little slimmer, after my ordeal of the previous day. And the rest, as they say, is biology.

tl;dr: I shat myself into bed with a laydee, but in a good way

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

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