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It's reminded me of a time when I was on the wrong side of the Paedofinder. I was standing a respectful distance back at a Tesco cashpoint at 3pm on a Saturday, but as the woman using the cashpoint saw me she hooked her leg around her trolley, which had a small child sat in it. I thought this was a bit unusual, but worse was when her older daughter walked literally ten feet away to look at one of those ride-on Postman Pat things, and her mother hissed, "Come back here before somebody grabs you".

Those kids are going to be very well-adjusted adults.
(Eukanuba, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)