No good turn goes unpunished
A less inspiring one:

At a works christmas party, one particular lad clearly had had far too much of things he wasn't used to, and was making a complete twat of himself. Lary to everyone and leery to women in particular, pissing them all off with none-too-subtle comments and suggestions.

Inevitably, it all got too much for him and he collapsed, apparently unconscious. There was an awkward moment while everyone thought "Serves the little shit right, leave him there to rot." But one couple decided that they'd better make sure he was all right, and with the girl holding him under the arms and her boyfriend by the feet, they began to carry him out to get some fresh air, and perhaps put him in the recovery position.

As they struggled to get him down the stairs, apparently unconscious with his head lolling back, one of his arms miraculously began to rise. They watched, transfixed, as it rose up above him, waving around like a drunken cobra, as if hunting for something, apparently independent of his comatose body.

Then the hand swung back and planted itself firmly onto the girl's left tit, and began to have a good old grope. At which point, naturally, they dumped him and left him to his fate.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)