Random Acts of KindnessCrackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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A good deed never goes unrewardedThe last chap I saw selling the Big Issue had newer trainers and clothes than me.
So I kicked him in the nuts, gave him an uppercut to his jaw as he went down and stole his money.
When I saw him again a week later he still had blood on his shoes and shirt and was missing his front teeth. I tried to avoid making eye contact with him, but it was too late and he ran across the precinct to accost me: "Cheers, mate! Business has never been better since last week." With that he extracted a can of Special Brew from his jacket and thrust it into my hand, beaming a gappy grin at me all the while.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 22:30,
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