A crappy relationship and a top tip all in one..
The ex wife..I was probably standing too close to the problem to see the bigger picture but:

She persistantly tried to turn me into her Dad..a sad depleted specimen married to the most godawful woman known to mankind, more affectionately known to me as "The Ayatollah". This bloke was definitely not wearing the trousers in that marriage.

Would sulk for days over the most trivial of things

And the icing on the cake was telling my Mum to "make an appointment" if she wanted to see our toddler son...(She was too busy playing happy families with her own parents with our son)

So Top Tip peeps: Never Ever have a serious relationship with an only child who has tantrums, domineering parents and seperation anxiety issues from the said parents..

Am I Bitter? Abso-fucking-lutely!

Still on a brighter note, she's seemingly friendless , is 43 years of age and still goes away on holiday with Mummy and Daddy.
(frightfullybored, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:34, 4 replies)

Let me just think about this for a minute.....
Only child - check
Domineering mother - check
Down-trodden depleted specimen of a father - check
Speaks to her mother on the phone at least once a day - check
Sulky - check (in the huff with me right now actually)

If it wasn't for the difference in ages, and the fact that my current GF has never been married, I might have gazzed you to compare more information.

Did she go like the clappers?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, closed)

Amen to that brother
On all but the age. In fact, do I know you? ;-)
(A Nony Mouse, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:05, closed)

ooooh fuck.
mines a spilt only child
short and red haired so got the whole 'rage against the world' thing going on.
sulks like fuck.
Rings her parents constantly.
Really doesn't want to move out, but its ok, were moving into a house her parents fucking own!
Her dads sound though.
Has no friends.
Dislikes it if I do ANYTHING without her.
She used to go like the clappers, and is now colder than negative hell.
Oh. fucking. dear.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:53, closed)

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(Chopsey, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:52, closed)