Oh Vagabond ...
You're a really good friend ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:11, 3 replies)

So a fuck's out of the question?
In self defence, I had poured most of Jose Cuervo's 1983 production run into her over the previous month, been made to stand in the rain waiting for a bus that never came (she got the time table wrong, and took a cab back to her place: I wasn't invited as her flatmate was "poorly"), and paid her gas bill when she went into hysterics over its size. Next time, don't leave the oven on low for a fortnight.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:31, closed)

That would be one hell of an expensive fuck
I hope she was high class.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:47, closed)

Or high school, at least.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 1:10, closed)