Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise I needed a story in order to call you a flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism crybaby.
You flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism crybaby. But hey, here you go:
This one time right, after taking massive drugs getting drunk and crashing my Honda Accord into a supermodel, I caught the shortbus over to /talk. And they were MEAN to me. They said Fuck off back to QOTW ringofyre you flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism." And I've cried like a fucking baby EVERY WEEK since.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Here is some honey.
The end.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:50, 2 replies)

you forgot the bit where some kid burnt your neck.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:51, closed)

i didn't like it.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:53, closed)

Lay off the CAPSLOCK
anytime soon.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:46, closed)