
My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
( , Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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From what I could work out he rated himself as a bit of a comedian, and we were on the "happy carriage," which he reminded everyone of at every stop as people got on. What pissed me off about on him was the fact anybody who wanted to ignore him he would target and make out they were being miserable, thus drawing the attention of the rest of the carriage to them. In short, not fun, just being a cunt. Some people are shy, why freak them out?
I remember seeing him as Kate and Will's wedding with his microphone in the crowds in Trafalgar Square thinking he was being funny being loud with anti-monarchy rants; which didn't go down very well with the crowds around him. Some bloke finally told him to fuck off or he would knock his lights out or something, which the guy wisely heeded.
Just wish that guy had been on the tube carriage I had been on.
( , Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:24, 3 replies)

An utter fucking cretin. Shame on you for not sticking the nut on the cunt.
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 10:26, closed)

There didn't seem much point in putting one on him, him making a spastic out of himself was enough, and not worth the hassle.
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 11:49, closed)
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