Rogues, Villains and EccentricsMy current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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One of Mom's friendswas a woman named Toni (full name Antoinetta), who was married to a local doctor and used to play golf with my parents on a regular basis. There were four doctors' wives who used to go out during the week to play together, all of whom I knew, but Toni was the most memorable. To wit:
-she had sliced her shot into the rough and was searching for it when Peggy took her own shot from the fairway and didn't do well. Peggy muttered, "Ah, piss on it." Toni heard her and called out, "Great idea! That would be a water hazard and only a one stroke penalty!"
-she lost her ball in a pond and went wading in after it. Mom said, "Toni, what the hell are you doing?" Toni replied, "It's okay, these shoes are water proof!"
I kinda miss those loony old biddies...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 7:33,
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