
My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
( , Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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On a post gcse/ pre a'level holiday with three of my bestest friends, bored of drinking cider and building sandcastles, we decided to go for a stroll out of freshwater and over the nearby cliffs.
Stopping for a breather and a ciggie by a bench, we notcied a local ambling up to us. a large ginger chap wearing a dirty barbour jacket - from the pocket of which he produced a dead mouse.
which, while smiling and grunting faintly, he placed on the top of the bench.
he smiled briefly and ambled off.
odd place, freshwater.
( , Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)
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